thereluctantslayer replied to your post: .　

ooc: meet more people! We could do a text rp if you wanted.

ooc: i would but i get nervous and feel like i suck, and i would love to rp but i apparently have to go babysit

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(Source: etherealfrenzy)

(Source: etherealfrenzy)

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

How is it that you’re the one that has all the sex and I’m the one that ends up with a baby?

I’m that damn good. 

If you say so.

-shrugs a little- I think I might go jump in the pool. 

You do that, I’ll look into wedding dresses.

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

You would’ve known that if you hadn’t fell asleep at the disc menu.

I’m sorry if my fiance wears me out with all the wild crazy sex we have constantly. 

How is it that you’re the one that has all the sex and I’m the one that ends up with a baby?

I’m that damn good. 

If you say so.

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

You would’ve known that if you hadn’t fell asleep at the disc menu.

I’m sorry if my fiance wears me out with all the wild crazy sex we have constantly. 

How is it that you’re the one that has all the sex and I’m the one that ends up with a baby?

ab-umbra-lumen:

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angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

The mom is killed by a barracuda along with Nemo’s hundreds of siblings and he’s left with a gimpy fin and a can-do attitude.  

-smirks a bit and shakes his head- Well, that’s something. 

You would’ve known that if you hadn’t fell asleep at the disc menu.

I’m sorry if my fiance wears me out with all the wild crazy sex we have constantly. 

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

angelus-the-scourge-of-europe:

alecthewatcher:

It’s the one he picks. -shrugs-

I don’t even understand. What’s so appealing?

He’s a toddler, it’s full of bright colors and silly fish. 

Does anyone die in this movie?

The mom is killed by a barracuda along with Nemo’s hundreds of siblings and he’s left with a gimpy fin and a can-do attitude.  

-smirks a bit and shakes his head- Well, that’s something. 

You would’ve known that if you hadn’t fell asleep at the disc menu.